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For Loan or Lease

November 13, 2009

One gently-used toddler.

Term of lease: 7 months (would like him back upon third birthday, please.)

Eats pretty much anything.
EXtremely self-reliant.
Claims title on everything he sees.
Intent on self-destruction, somewhat suicidal especially in busy parking lots or near bodies of water.
Deceptively cute.
Skillful escape artist.
Does not appreciate offers of assistance (screams loudly).
Does not like to go to bed.
Does not like to get out of bed.
Does not like to change clothes.

Suggested Usage:
Birth-control device for foolish teenagers, or
Test module for anyone thinking of starting a family (this will set them straight)

Interested parties please inquire.

4 Comments leave one →
  1. November 13, 2009 6:29 pm

    >i'll throw in a whiny, clumsy, overly-independent 15 month old bald girl and we can sell them as a package deal!

  2. November 13, 2009 7:48 pm

    >Haha, sorry you're having a tough day. But he's so CUTE! I might not take him for 7 months, but how about an evening?

  3. March 29, 2010 6:44 am

    >Hang in there. Some of it may be personality but some of it is age and that changes. Our oldest was a sweet angelic well-behaved baby that made many people think about having a baby. Now she is seven going on teen. Her younger sister was a baby with a constantly worried expression, a fussy eater, and a sleep-hater who has turned into a 5-year-old life of the party. Who knew?


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