Life in 140 Characters
Tried to reach out and steady Scrap in the pool. He shies away and shouts: “Don’t touch me,Mom! I’M EVIL!”
You know you’re a boymom when:
Me: Pretty, pretty please with sugar on top?
Scooby: I’ll do it, but only if you say ‘Pretty please with gunpowder and bullets on top.’ ”
Birthday Fail: Enraptured by the gift of a helium-filled mylar balloon, Scrappy, gazing adoringly upward, promptly walked into a pole. Happy birthday black eye, sweetie!
The essence of parenting is this : the unrealized expectation of sleep. And lots of other things. Like a hot meal. I think there’s a future blog post in this one…
Scrappy dropped a toy down a hole for the headrest in Daddy’s car. Devastated, he wants to get it back. G says it might not be possible to get it back. Scrappy’s solution: “Just flip the car over, Daddy! It’ll fall out!”
Happy Fourth of July everybody!
Adelle Gabrielson 