What Kind of Sandwich do YOU Like?
Conversation between my 8 year old son and my coworker, on Monday when I was out of the office. He had come in to see me about his lunch.
Elaine: Hey buddy. What’s up?
Scooby: Man, my mom ordered me peanut butter and jelly today. I don’t like peanut butter and jelly.
Elaine: You don’t like PB&J?!
Scooby: No! But my brother likes PB&H.
Elaine: Oh, peanut butter and honey?
Scooby: Yeah. And my dad likes S&M.
Silence. To her credit, however, Elaine quickly recovers and then asks, cautiously:
Elaine: Oh, really? What’s S&M?
Scooby: Salami and mustard.