Job Wanted

Charming, argumentative logistician. Acutely aware of justice, fact, and reason. Innovative and mechanically inclined. Ideally suited for litigation or architecture. Or architectural litigation. Somewhat skinny and underfed, but we’re working on that.

Beguilling, dimpled dictator. Acutely aware of personal ability to sway, influence and compel. Inflated sense of size and capability. Prone to excessive backseat driving. Ideally suited for ruling, directing or perhaps, sovreignity. But we’re working on that.